Transplant

Landing in Boston, Scott and James found themselves taking a taxi around town, trying to find a Realtor who would quickly rent them an apartment. Unfortunately for Scott, he had the money of the Zoo-Lu empire behind him, yet fortunately he was blissfully unaware of this fact and proceeded to rent a regular place anyway and pocket the money for now.

“Where to?” screamed the cab driver, seconds after dumping their bags in the trunk.

Scott looked on his phone.

“Take us to Savage Garden Realty.”

“You new in town?”

“You could say that. I’ve just moved here to attend Newtown College.”

“Oh good choice. The finest school in Boston! And your friend?”

“Oh, we’ll find something for him to do!” – Scott laughed, but he wondered what James would wind up doing for the next few years.

Later that day, as Scott and James looked at apartments, they realized nobody would rent a place to a man with a pet orangutan. James was forced to eventually dress up in a Groucho Marx mask for them to get an apartment.